Why must you lure me in with your great window displays? Why do your variety of colors and textures make me want to buy everything in sight? But most importantly, why did you make me fall in love with a one hundred dollar wreath? I don't even like wreaths! And you, Anthropologie, have me brainstorming ways to save up a hundred dollars. For. a. WREATH. How about we just call it a day and you put in on clearance now?
PS.... Feel free to mark the stockings down too.